princess monster truck

princess monster truck

✿ ABOUT ✿

im jill and i dont know when to shut my mouth.

20, feminist, pansexual, prone to word vomit in the form of awkwardly structured blog posts.

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disgustinghuman:

nentindo:

kidshade:

ediebrit:

IM FUCKING SCREAMING

IM IN FUCKING STITCHES 

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the only thing funnier than this video are the comments on it

BETA ORBITERS. I’m stealing the fuck out of that.

nosdrinker:

everyone who likes coconut water is lying

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Tagged: #THANK YOU

“Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress.”

Kiera Cass (via maxonshreaves)

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lackyannie:

theangiec:

This makes me laugh. everytime. I will never not reblog this 

THIS IS MY NUMBER 1 FAVORITE THING OON THIS GOD FORSAKEN SITE

Tagged: #dogs #cheer

Did it hurt when you lost your virginity? I'm planning on doing it soon and I know I'm ready but i don't have much experience with sex or masturbation so I'm scared it'll hurt a lot. How much foreplay is enough?

@Anonymous

yoo sorry this took a while i didnt know whether i wanted to respond but i figured id take this opportunity to talk about vagina biology and sex ed:

short answer: it didnt hurt at all. it shouldnt hurt at all.

long answer: basically whats goin on down south is you’re stretching this really ultra thin layer of membrane just inside or just outside your vagina called the hymen, which is super elastic and adjusts to allow a penis or toy.

different people have different hymens. also active people, people who use tampons, dildos, fingers etc could have already stretched this membrane a bit. but no matter what if youre too rough, dont use enough lube, arent ready mentally and tense up, even if its not your first time, this membrane can tear which is super uncomfortable even painful and can cause a bleeding. 

if you continue having sex or just in general fiddling around down there this (did i mention SUPER elastic) membrane will sort of stretch out and not become a problem in the future. in reverse if you stop having sex you might need to go slow next time you do. 

your first time should NOT hurt if you go slowly and use foreplay, your body will tell you when youre ready. (i also cannot stress LUBE LUBE LUBE enough) your hymen is with you forever and its never supposed to be “broken” “popped” (that whole poppin the cherry thing) the whole vaginal bleeding, cherry poppin, flower takin, innocence stealing thing is a sham.

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when did replacing words with singular letters become a thing?? like one day i was typing out the whole word “very” and the next it was just “v”

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fartgallery:

my favorite thing to do when i see a drawing of a penis is to change it to a fish

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fish

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time 4 a shower!! my boss said i can come in 30 mins late tomorrow thats rad!!!!!

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hardcorehousewife:

self confessions of self love pt 1

nsfwjynx:

dastardlyvine:

unfadedlight:

greatest scene in television history

Don’t know what this show is, but this is godsdamned beautiful! I love British tv

Its from “My Mad Fat Diary” and the show is amazing!

i havent even left my house and im already excited to come home and play sims

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lameborghini:

lameborghini:

1. wear more black
2. be meaner to boys
3. do homework maybe

someone just messaged me about how offended they are that i would be mean to boys

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