ive only eaten an airhead for breakfast and i have to go on the bus for an hour lmao
theres so many beers around my room its really gross this is a reminder to future jill to clean your fucking room
im so tired and i had to avoid my fave bar cause im scared of seeing someone and im at roncy tomorrow and is it bad im considering showing up late so they’ll keep me late????
Dont be that knob who tries to be snooty about people’s universities or schools we’re all just carrots in the big debt soup
wes anderson is like quentin tarantinos weird younger brother who sits in his room playing records and gets mad when quentin hides his library card
"I felt too much, he didn’t."
The tweet that saved the entire female population
i pet 5 dogs today im so tired goodnight pups
me: *hooks up with people for spite*
Let it ride